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About Me Member Procrastinator cRiMsOnLiQuIdFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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queefing lmfao

Wed Nov 3, 2004, 7:41 PM
Allie: man, i wonder how jessy makes herself queef like that...
April: i have no idea...
Allie: ::burst out in laughter:: i wonder if u can queef with a tampon in!!!
April: ::laughing hysterically:: LETS TRY!!!
Allie: ::bends over:: ::makes a "constipated" face:: damn nothing...!
April: ::bends over:: man this is HARD!
Allie: ::takes one last attempt:: :: lifts leg into air...tries REALLY hard:: ....PPFT!!...
::both laugh HYSTERICALLY::
April: WTF was THAT ?!? ::continues to laugh:: damnit! i cant do it!!!! ::sad face::
Allie: HAHA! ::bends over once more:: PPPPFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! ::tampon flies out of allie's bleeding vagina::
::both stare in awe::
Both: WOW!
April: that was the coolest yet grossest thing EVER!!!!
Allie: yes, that was so GREAT! I did it and you did not, for I am the bestest!
-END-

yea....lmfao that was fucking hilarious...queefing isnt really like a farting noise its more of a ::sluuuurp........POP!!!!:: lmao this is a true event....dont believe me? fine you try shooting a tampon out of your vagina by forcing out a queef. try it, its FUN! lmao...i love you allie!

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:iconpurpl3sky:
Hey,
Uh..Awesome Gallery..

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Peace&Love
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:iconchikittydance:
I love you april oh soo much!!
please remember all the good times we've had!!

GOD I LVOE YOU!!!!!!
yes lvoe!

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"life is to short to not be shooting a tampon out of your vagina."
:iconkitensmaknicemitens:
YOU HAVE BEEN KISSED!!!

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1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started kissing right away!
*3* kiss is all around~~
:iconchikittydance:
YOU HAVE BEEN KISSED!!!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)


RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started kissing right away!
*3* kiss is all around~~

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"life is to short to not be shooting a tampon out of your vagina."
:iconjstermn:
its about time i get around to adding you to my list....idk why i didnt before its not like i dont frequently check to see if you have anything new...lol
late

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:iconjstermn:
i like that picture much better than the other one.......how did that wall thing work out.....big hole?

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got any fours?

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:iconchikittydance:
i would be dead and fucking watching with a cig in my mouth...."oh thats it...now touch her there yea.."

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