April: i have no idea...
Allie: ::burst out in laughter:: i wonder if u can queef with a tampon in!!!
April: ::laughing hysterically:: LETS TRY!!!
Allie: ::bends over:: ::makes a "constipated" face:: damn nothing...!
April: ::bends over:: man this is HARD!
Allie: ::takes one last attempt:: :: lifts leg into air...tries REALLY hard:: ....PPFT!!...
::both laugh HYSTERICALLY::
April: WTF was THAT ?!? ::continues to laugh:: damnit! i cant do it!!!! ::sad face::
Allie: HAHA! ::bends over once more:: PPPPFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! ::tampon flies out of allie's bleeding vagina::
::both stare in awe::
Both: WOW!
April: that was the coolest yet grossest thing EVER!!!!
Allie: yes, that was so GREAT! I did it and you did not, for I am the bestest!
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yea....lmfao that was fucking hilarious...queefing isnt really like a farting noise its more of a ::sluuuurp........POP!!!!:: lmao this is a true event....dont believe me? fine you try shooting a tampon out of your vagina by forcing out a queef. try it, its FUN! lmao...i love you allie!




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Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started kissing right away!
*3* kiss is all around~~
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